Photographic Evidence Tony Romo Is Afraid Of Women

It’s OK, Tony. They don’t bite. At least take a chance and throw out the hoverarm. Make it look like you put in the some effort. This isn’t December.

Romo has no problem bro’ing in shower sandals with Michael Irvin and a 14-year-old who thinks he can pull off the out of work actor look with the sports jacket and jeans. I need to know how many lines of powder Mike snorted to attain those levels of pit sweat. Might have been the entire ball.